parf. says:hey santa
santa claus. says:Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, parf! I'm Santa Claus! Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
parf. says:girl
santa claus. says:And what do you want for Christmas, parf?
parf. says:lots of stuff
santa claus. says:My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that this year! I'll see what I can do for you, parf! What else would you like?
parf. says:santa tt wasnt supposed to be ur answer
santa claus. says:Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
parf. says:youre dumb santa
parf. says:dumb dumb santa
parf. says:im beginnin to suspect youre nt even santa claus!
santa claus. says:But, but... I'm Santa Claus.
parf. says:i dont believe in santa anymore.
santa claus. says:Well, I believe in you, and that's the important thing.
parf. says:you stupid automated machine
santa claus. says:Ho ho ho!
parf. says:see!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?
parf. says:you dumb fuck
santa claus. says:I understand that's a very naughty insult. Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
parf. says:evil santa
santa claus. says:Sorry, you've been too naughty.
santa claus. says:Goodbye.
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